I can’t wait to celebrate Alonesgiving. I’m going to eat and drink so much.

It’s like Thanksgiving, but alone. 

I will cook this Thanksgiving. I will feast all by myself and probably end up drunk.

Let me know if you want to join. 

getting tacos.

Food + Sex: Difference between Porn Sex & Real Sex

I like a person ten times more if they can cook.

If you post a picture of food & I ask you where you got it & you don’t tell me. I will rip it out of your body before you have a chance to digest it because I want it.

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